Hello, we just saw Fifty Shades Darker and nothing will be the same. First of all, Taylor Swift is now soundtracking all our collective sex fantasies—which, yes, is very strange. Second of all, if you thought Fifty Shades of Grey was the most NSFW experience of your adult life, you're about to have your mind blown. Much like Anastasia Steele had her mind blown when Christian put her legs into a spreader and spread like there was no tomorrow.
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There was some titillation, a moderate amount of cringing and a surprising number of moments that elicited genuine laughter. In spite all of the warranted critique of the film's theme, the terribly-written source material and its disappointingly male-gazey execution , "Fifty Shades" is actually pretty damn fun to watch. More than anything, the film left us with quite a few burning questions very few of which have anything to do with sex :. Is it really appropriate for a journalism student to make her roommate do an interview for her? Like, seriously, girl needs some apps and some iMessage. Is the Seattle tourism bureau celebrating the sexy rep this movie has brought to their rainy city?
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These books really teach you things about yourself, you know?! I must note that we did not attempt some of the sex scenes, but that's mainly because none of my friends would let me have sex on their boats, and, also, I don't know anyone with a boat. Help me, I'm poor. How we did it: I love ice cream and so does my husband, so our two-day Fifty Shades Darker bang-a-thon was off to a great start!
With the final Fifty Shades movie coming out this Friday, now's as good a time as any to look back at all the sex toys the franchise has featured over the years. From vanilla blindfolding trysts to more advanced Ben Wa ball usage, here are some of the most memorable sex toys from the Fifty Shades of Grey books What it is: A hard, thin whip with a small leather tip for spanking.